May 2013
illkim:
I send my hottest nudes via ViewMaster
how many followers do you need before you start getting messages for no reason
darrynek:
i threw a party once. threw it really far. like 200 feet
me: why cant i have a thigh gap
me: why cant i have collarbones
me: why cant i have a flat stomach
me: why cant i have hip bones
mum: go for a run
me: no
lol 13 year olds shouldnt be on tumblr
neither should 14 year olds
or 15 yr olds….16yr olds„ 17, 18,19, 20 yr olds,
nobody
nobody should be on tumblr
horrible website
matzoballer:
your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi
“Fashion design is not about revealing or accentuating the shape of a woman’s...”
– Rei Kawakubo in i-D, 1992 (via cyberwave)
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
gooutfighting:
if tumblr gave me food, a girlfriend and did my homework life would be complete
1 tag
m-ignon:
dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:
Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus
Half of our generation wouldn’t even understand that
egberts:
*posts selfie then reblogs 50 things to hide it*
Watch
Pug gets scolded by owner and takes it to heart
wartortles:
having a good url is the #1 way to trick people into thinking ur a good blog
